WEILEE(:

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

I was (am) chatting with Sabrina over msn, telling her how amused I am by her toe cramp. I guess she's been studying too many Chinese idioms, studying so hard that she just cant get those idioms off her mind. Apparently Sabbie sucks at modifying. Here it goes:

1)先君子，后小人 --- 先sabbie, 后weilee (Obviously I should be the superior one.)
2)人非圣贤，谁能无过？--- 人非sabbie,谁能无过？
3)人外有人，天外有天. --- sabbie外有sabbie,weilee外没有weilee (No link at all.)
4)穷在路边无人问，富在深山有远亲 --- weilee在路边无人问，sabbie在深山有远亲 (Stupid!)
5)少壮不努力，老大徒伤悲 --- weilee不努力，sabbie很伤悲 (Sab says, "Like real.")
6)weilee + sabbie = 天衣无缝 (Finally, a decent one)
7)weilee讲华语吞吞吐吐，sabbie 讲华语，叹为观止 (Superduperultramega SO WRONG)
8)weilee弱不禁风，sabbie身经百战，保护她。

Sabbie, note that I didnt type one of them. So find out which.

Anyway I came across this book of jokes. One of them left the greatest impact on me:
Q:Why are History lessons always the sweetest?
A:Because they are filled with dates.

Dont get it?
Nevermind.

5:47 AM