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Wednesday, July 1, 2009

First LA lesson of Semester 2 turned out pretty okay with Ms Kheng (though it'll be much better with Swee). Best part of LA lesson today was when we studied Shakespearean insults. There are a couple of insults that I really like:

1) A ruffian that will swear, drink, dance, revel the night, rob, murder and commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways.
2) A whitely wanton with a velvet brow, with two pitch balls stuck in her face for eyes.
3) Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.
4) This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!
5) Thou lump of foul deformity!
6) The terror of the French, the scarecrow that affrights our children so.
7) This is not yet so ugly a fiend of hell as thou shall be.
8) Full dish of fool.
9) Horrible image doth unfix my hair and make my seated heart knock at my ribs.
10) You egg, you fry of treachery.

All these insults remind me of the fact that for these past few years, I've been having the urge to scold some idiots who are always out to ruin my days. I am so thankful and glad that although there are so many of such jackasses exist in my life, I am still able to hold on to myself and keep all the insults I wanna hurl to myself. FYI, if you havent already realised, each time you show your bloody attitude, I will not comment nor will I stand out to help. This is simply because I find it impossible for myself to stoop down to your level and play along with your nonsense. In fact, sometimes I find you totally amusing for throwing a tandrum over small li'l trivial things when you should be matured enough by now to know better than doing so. And that is why I never bothered about you. Note: I never bothered.

BUT my patience has its limits too. So if I ever shout at you idiots (you know who you are though I know some of you wont be reading this), please dont blame me because I havent been screaming and venting my anger on someone since I was born. At least not that I can remember of. And if I ever use one of those Shakespearean insults to insult you, please give me a pat on my shoulder and congratulate me for being able to memorise them.

I remember how you would mock at me, saying that I would never make it into a good school. I hope you are reading this now. I AM STUDYING IN DUNMAN HIGH SCHOOL AND I AM PROUD OF IT.

P.S. Im sorry this entry is harsh. Dont blame me, I currently have Research Studies, Science Investigative Project, Math project, History project (given today), piano pieces to master, lots of revisions to do so as to be as smart as everyone else and I want my Triple Science next year.

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